Because surely you’ve been wondering what the former Gonzaga star has been up to, right? Looks like he bulked up a bit in the weight room and his hair hasn’t been cut since going with a buzz in Charlotte in 2008. With the longer hair, Morrison kind of looks like Mark Wahlberg in Rock Star. After Morrison flames out in Serbia, I think he’ll move in with Kevin Pittsnoggle. [via the Hoop Doctors]
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.