Apologies go out to Phillies fans everywhere – many who are still mourning Friday’s loss – for this post. But Crossing Board found this photo of (allegedly) Ryan Howard, and it was too bizarre not to post. Howard, the $125 million man, postseason goat (two years running) and hulking 1B, seems to be scooter-bound due to his busted Achilles. Weep not for Mr. Howard – he gets to go home to his cheerleader fiancee. [Crossing Broad]
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.