After the first few chomps, where you can hear the Scorpion getting crunched, I had to look away. Perhaps I’ll revisit later. If you’re wondering what prompted Louis Cole to devour a scorpion, read this. I do not suggest visiting his YouTube channel. [via Buzzfeed]
Briefly, DEFCON 1 in Tuscaloosa.
Good luck in the playoffs.
Slippery slope from “sucks.”
Expect the Yankees DH spot to be passed around like a blunt at a Snoop Lion concert.