Kim Kardashian is Filing For Divorce (Already) From Kris Humphries

"We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.” We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife."

I said all I had to about these blithering assclowns last week. I’m done. She’ll be on her back for another athlete within the hour, I’m sure. Hope she didn’t leave Humphries with any parting gifts. Good luck shagging the Hoboken 7s, Kris.

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