Local News Captures Rare Eyewitness Account From Man In Coonskin Cap

Meet Carter Johnson. He owns a coonskin cap.

“He came in ‘Dukes of Hazard’. Getting it, digging like that, like Dale Jr. and then hooked up and shot forward and then when he hooked up and shot forward, that’s when he came in and hit.”

On the one hand, I want to give Carter the benefit of the doubt because this happened on Halloween. On the other hand, Florida.

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