The Penn State Board of Trustees probably vomited when they saw him in Penn State gear. I’ll assume the school has been notified that if they see him on campus again – he was there last week, Dan Wetzel reports – shoot to kill.
Previously: Joe Paterno Should Resign
Previously: Former Penn State Defensive Coordinator Jerry Sandusky Faces Felony Charges of Sexual Abuse Against Minors
Previously: Penn State AD Charged With Perjury and “Failure to Report” in Jerry Sandusky Investigation
Previously: Penn State Makes A Banana-Flavored Jerry Sandusky Ice Cream