Here’s Houston Dynamo forward Carlo Costly scoring a goal in his team’s 2-0 win over Sporting Kansas City in the MLS Cup Eastern Conference Final. But that’s not really what matters.
What you’re supposed to be looking for is the double-barrel bird at the 27-second mark. I’m not sure what I appreciate more, the need for the rebellious bird-giver to wear leather gloves or that his crafty female sidekick is voicing the message of the bird while delivering said bird.
The most fascinating piece of information I’ve taken away from this video has to be that the MLS team in Kansas City is called “Sporting Kansas City.” Fantastically embarrassing.