Candice Swaenpoel… an art collection of Olympic posters … neighbor pulls passed out man from burning house … manly marketing campaign … facts about North Dakota … Mario with other mustaches … couple catches thief who stole their Christmas gifts … frozen panther baffles law enforcement … missing teen found in Virginia … pictures from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show … woman fuesd to her recliner … Times Square will become Mario Land on Saturday … list of CMA Award winners …
The NBA lockout goes on … [CBS]
The Marlins are wooing everyone. Your mom is next. [Miami Herald]
Eddie Murphy walked away from his gig hosting the Oscars. I’m going to have to take a week off to process this. I’ll miss you all. [Washington Post]
“A second woman has come forward to describe boxing legend Oscar De La Hoya’s freaky cross-dressing fetish — alleging he threw a kinky, booze-and-cocaine fueled sex party at The Ritz-Carlton on Central Park South, prancing around in skimpy ladies underwear and intimidating her and a roommate when they tried to leave.” [Post]
Joe Paterno, from storied to sullied. [Legend of Cecilio Guante]
Rick Reilly: It’s not about Joe Paterno. [ESPN]
The terrible towel across the world. [PFT]
What a terrible way for Joe Paterno’s incredible career to come to an end. [Daily News]
Artie Lange’s Don Cherry impression. [Puck Daddy]
If you expected Qatar to install air conditioning in a little over 10 years, you’re a fool. Nice having all that bribe money though! [Slanch Report]
There is no proof that Arturo Gatti was murdered. [NY Daily News]
Junior dos Santos think he will be the UFC heavyweight champion when the weekend is over. [MMAFighting]
Starbury called Michael Jordan a sell out. [Ball Don't Lie]
Snowboarder Travis Rice escaped an avalanche. [Point of Release]
Picking on dumb hippies isn’t really fair.
Pretty amusing beer commercial.
The new face of dumb Penn State students. [via @cjzero]
Rick Perry, what a bumbling fool.