The Roundup: Reaction to Joe Paterno's Firing, Rick Perry's Embarrassing Gaffe & Eddie Murphy is Out Of The Oscars

The NBA lockout goes on … [CBS]

The Marlins are wooing everyone. Your mom is next. [Miami Herald]

Eddie Murphy walked away from his gig hosting the Oscars. I’m going to have to take a week off to process this. I’ll miss you all. [Washington Post]

“A second woman has come forward to describe boxing legend Oscar De La Hoya’s freaky cross-dressing fetish — alleging he threw a kinky, booze-and-cocaine fueled sex party at The Ritz-Carlton on Central Park South, prancing around in skimpy ladies underwear and intimidating her and a roommate when they tried to leave.” [Post]

Joe Paterno, from storied to sullied. [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Rick Reilly: It’s not about Joe Paterno. [ESPN]

The terrible towel across the world. [PFT]

What a terrible way for Joe Paterno’s incredible career to come to an end. [Daily News]

Artie Lange’s Don Cherry impression. [Puck Daddy]

If you expected Qatar to install air conditioning in a little over 10 years, you’re a fool. Nice having all that bribe money though! [Slanch Report]

There is no proof that Arturo Gatti was murdered. [NY Daily News]

Junior dos Santos think he will be the UFC heavyweight champion when the weekend is over. [MMAFighting]

Starbury called Michael Jordan a sell out. [Ball Don’t Lie]

Snowboarder Travis Rice escaped an avalanche. [Point of Release]

Picking on dumb hippies isn’t really fair.

Pretty amusing beer commercial.

The new face of dumb Penn State students. [via @cjzero]

Rick Perry, what a bumbling fool.