Jonathan Papelbon Has Signed With the Phillies

Jonathan Papelbon is officially the new closer for the Philadelphia Phillies. The transition from the insufferable Boston media to the insufferable residents of Philadelphia should prove to be somewhat seamless for the former Cobra Kai captain.

Honestly, this signing is volcanically delicious. I’m beyond giddy for his first “back off bro” moment with the media. ‘Tis destiny.

[Via @EyeOnBaseball]

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