High School Football Coach Resigns After Giving His Team A "Hurt Feelings Report"

K2Radio.com published the report. Lynch wanted to know why his kids had their feelings hurt. Was it because:

1. I am thin skinned
2. I am a pussy
3. I have woman like hormones
4. I am a queer
5. I am a little bitch
6. I am a cry baby
7. I want my mommy
8. My butt is easily hurt
9. All of the above

Kind of awesome in a sick and twisted way. If this were parody and not something written by a guidance counselor because:

1. He’s an idiot
2. See #1