The Miami Marlins uniforms were finally unveiled last night in front of an invite-only crowd. I assume my invitation was lost int he mail. People finally got to see the structure that will light up when the Marlins hit a home run. Pitbull performed. It was the most Miami thing that ever happened. I have to say, I don’t mind the uniforms. They are much better than the “leak” from earlier this week.
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.
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It’s the first Friday in March. That’s about it.