There is a living, breathing woman in this world, presumably residing in New Jersey, who actually allowed her husband-to-be and accompanying groomsmen to dress up as iconic professional wrestlers for their chilling wedding reception entrance. This sequence of events either means hope is firmly alive, or the end is a matter of feet from the home stretch. Or perhaps the bride is somehow related to Miss Elizabeth. We may never know for sure.
The wrestlers, in order of appearance for those who aren’t as turnbuckle-inclined, are as follows: Mick Foley, Randy “Macho Man” Savage,* “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase, The Ultimate Warrior, Shawn Michaels, Rowdy Roddy Piper, The Undertaker — who was so convincing he even managed to turn out the lights — and of course, Hulk Hogan.
*Not even a signature Macho Man kinda-spooked-out strut? Simply biting into a Slim Jim was pretty lazy, brother.
[Via Hot Clicks]
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