The Roundup: Tim Tebow, Von Miller Bury the Jets, the Middle Class is Screwed & Video of Thief Stripped Naked and Beaten in Chile

Kate Mara & Minka Kelly … Chris Herren is in high demand … “Associated Press Staff Scolded for Tweeting Too Quickly About OWS Arrests” … guess I never got the Amber-Heard-is-a-lesbian memo … female comics are dirty, OMG! … why Heavy D matters … Lauren Pope really came to play with this outfit … this baby was terrified of Lady Gaga … “Man high on meth skins bobcat, eats it” … guess this makes Jessica Sutta the 2nd hottest person affiliated with the Pussycat Dolls? … no way to sugarcoat it: The middle class is effed … Selena Gomez, investorDemi Moore is divorcing Ashton Kutcher … Natalie Wood’s drowning death case is being reopened …

Yes, there will be at least an additional post of Jets 13, Broncos 17. But Von Miller deserves props here, too. [Post]

Missouri coach Gary Pinkel, who was popped for DWI Wednesday night, has been suspended for a game and will donate that salary – $41k. [Star]

Prediction: De’Anthony Thomas scores three times for the Ducks in this weekend’s Oregon-USC game. At one point, he was going to USC. [LA Times]

It’s still early, but Penn State-Syracuse comparisons don’t appear to correct. [Post-Standard]

It’s not often that punters get profiled, but Brad Wing of LSU is very good. [WSJ]

Kristin Cavallari: Not a fan of the Kardashians. [Us Weekly]

I wondered this during the Oregon game: After Stanford loses Andrew Luck and falls back to mediocrity, what becomes of David Shaw? [Grantland]

New Jersey high school football players charged with aggravated assault will get to play in a playoff game. [Star-Ledger]

Arizona 81, St. John’s 72. The Wildcats will play Mississippi State tonight. [Daily News]

A math teacher let students buy their grades. [ABC News]

Stewart Mandel keeps pushing the +1. If it’ll lead to a playoff, I’m on board. [SI]

These are two very bright individuals.

Watch this thief get stripped naked in the streets and beaten. You can hear people laughing at him. [via Gawker]

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