Here’s video of Missouri coach Gary Pinkel’s arrest for drunk driving. Pinkel claims he had two glasses of wine during dinner. He could not recite the alphabet from E-R, declined to even attempt counting backward from 73 to 62 or walking a straight line. Must have been two rather large glasses. [Video via Columbia Tribune]
Or the Fever set a record for futility.
Hugh Freeze was in near constant contact with a dirty Ole Miss booster.