Kenny Williams, the underrated GM of the Chicago White Sox, had his home broken into recently. It wasn’t your typical break in, though. This freak show – Wayne L. Field, age 51 – decided to do the following:
Williams confirmed the incident and said the man drank his beer, ate frozen pizza, surfed the internet and kicked his shoes off on the bed … He also apparently defrosted a lobster.
Mr. Field also decided to take a few items: Williams’ clothing and his 2005 World Series ring. Police found him wearing the clothes and the ring. A disillusioned Cubs fan, perhaps? [NBC Chicago H/T Joe Bush]