Why always him? Mario Balotelli’s got swag. You can’t deny him that. Back from suspension after his silly red card against Liverpool, the talented Italian fired this goal into the back of the net with his shoulder, the fourth of Man City’s five goal barrage against Norwich. That’s now 10 goals in 14 total appearances at club level this season and nearly that many controversies.
Clutch shot, although clutch shots technically don’t exist or something.
Because it’s the Cup.
Was he out of bounds? Refs couldn’t overturn it on replay.
This is what I do, I sit on you.
They ain’t afraid of no shark.
Mind-blowing revelation! A true game-changer.
At first he was like…