Why always him? Mario Balotelli’s got swag. You can’t deny him that. Back from suspension after his silly red card against Liverpool, the talented Italian fired this goal into the back of the net with his shoulder, the fourth of Man City’s five goal barrage against Norwich. That’s now 10 goals in 14 total appearances at club level this season and nearly that many controversies.
Two arrests in three days.
The death count is estimated to be around 1,200.
Also wants another go at Doug Gottlieb.
Won’t Sepp Blatter think of American kindergarteners?
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