Why always him? Mario Balotelli’s got swag. You can’t deny him that. Back from suspension after his silly red card against Liverpool, the talented Italian fired this goal into the back of the net with his shoulder, the fourth of Man City’s five goal barrage against Norwich. That’s now 10 goals in 14 total appearances at club level this season and nearly that many controversies.
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.