Roundup: Roddy White Hit with a Paternity Suit, Hulk Hogan is Suing His Ex-Wife for Defamation & Was This News Anchor Drunk?

Cheryl Cole … guy buries his fiancee alive; she escapes using the ring … I need to chill with this: everyone is texting while driving … this is being called the world’s largest insect … here’s a gif of Jared Allen punching an Atlanta Falcon in the nuts … Kate Upton is reason enough to see the Three Stooges … Newt Gingrich bought his twitter followers? … if Michael Lewis is writing it, you should be ready it … Pay your taxes, Turtle! … “If We Are All Journalists, Should We All Be Protected?” … just be careful on twitter, folks …

Pittsburgh Steelers 14, Cleveland Browns 3. Big Ben is one tough hombre. [Trib Review]

Is Tim Tebow destroying ESPN’s QB rating metric? [WP]

Hulk Hogan is suing his ex-wife for defamation. [TBO.com]

“Ex-Miss USA Rima Fakih speeding, weaving in traffic with half-empty bottle of champagne in vehicle.” I wonder what Ricky Romero thinks about this. [Freep]

Roddy White of the Falcons was hit with a paternity suit. [AJC]

Maybe the Knicks shouldn’t be going after Tyson Chandler? Bonus: Read the first paragraph. Certain commenters will enjoy the “V-shaped” comment. [Star-Ledger]

This could have been a post: Jim Trotter of SI ranks Tim Tebow as the 5th best QB in the league this season. [SI]

UConn 67, Harvard 53. The Crimson are going to be a tough out in March. [Courant]

Richard Justice has left the Houston Chronicle for MLB.com. [Houston Press]

Kris Humphries is trying to focus on free agency and put the Kim Kardashian debacle behind him. Good luck, dude. [Yahoo]

Remember that riot the night Paterno was ousted? Twenty-three people have been charged and 16 more arrests are pending. [Times]

Go read Sally Jenkins hammering the Sugar Bowl. [Wash Post]

Brazil soccer legend Socrates is dead at 57. [Economist]

Is MLB’s new media dress code policy all about women? [ESPNW]

The Mariners definitely need to go after Prince Fielder to keep up with the Rangers and Angels, right? [Seattle Times]

There’s nothing like nailing a perfect teabagging … and then slamming face-first into a pole. [via Herbie]

Back that thang up, Jessica Biel.

Very strange footage of a skier being trapped by an avalanche … and then being rescued. Here’s what I don’t get – how is he not panicking at all? Not one “shit” or “help?” [via Herbie]

So, uh, what’s up with this news anchor? She seems a bit … [via Twin Cities]

Check out the pictures of this cop holding onto the hood of a car for three miles.

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