Kim Jong Il died this evening of natural causes. It’s safe to say that even if he had been eaten by a shark, North Korean news outlets would have reported it as natural causes. You may remember North Korean news sources as the first to report Kim Jon Il’s -38 score in his first ever round of golf. Via World Tribune.com:
Pyongyang media say Kim enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The “Dear Leader” routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.
Sensing the game was too easy, Kim Jong Il gave up golf after his first try because why stick with something so easy?
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