The Miami Heat 2011-2012 Intro Video Is Douchetastic

By: Stephen Douglas | December 27, 2011 6:47 pm ET

This is the intro video for the Miami Heat home games this season. It is incredible and absolutely dripping with douche. It has all the ingredients for a douchetastic video. Let’s consult the checklist:

LeBron James? Check.
Chris Bosh looking over his sunglasses like he’s in a rap video from the early 90’s? Check.
Shane Battier in a double-popped collar? Check.
James Jones in a t-shirt and scarf? Check.
Mike Miller in multiple denims? Check.
Juwan Howard pretending to enjoy music made after 1973? Check.
Dwyane Wade in a boat captain’s outfit? Check.

While the Heat may not be relishing the villain identity this year, they’re certainly not giving the haters any less material to work with. The Heat kick off their home schedule tonight on TNT against the Boston Celtics.

Previously: Mike Bibby’s Stylin’ Miami Heckler
Previously: The Miami Douche Is Just Messing With Us Now
Previously: Miami Douche Attended The Heat’s Series-Clincher

Miscellany, NBA, Miscellany, NBA

http://twitter.com/Broccoli_Beef Broccoli Beef

The amount of movement shown by Eddy Curry in the video is about as much movement as he shows on court, that was nice continuity there.
Babar 2.0

Needs more uggs.
Billy Buckner

Where’s everybody’s douche hero?
http://i.imgur.com/6mQjo.gif VladimirCrouton

What? ESPN told me all during X-Mas that, “LeBron’s a good guy, he’s changed, have sympathy for him and he’s a victim.” That ain’t true? He’s really just a self absorbed douche bag that doesn’t get it?
http://www.twitter.com/kcresident Anti-KC Res

Juwan Howard is sitll playing? Holy crap.

/doesn’t follow the NBA.
The Wayne Fontes Safari

It was nice of them to let Erik Spoelstra clean the stage before the video shoot.
http://www.fansattic.blogspot.com The Fan's Attic

Who are the marketing folks who thought this up? They should be fired.
http://enjoyorhire.blogspot.com vezina

your momma thought it up
captain_spalding

cant understand why they are so hated.
Billy Buckner

cant understand why they are so hated.

Then you’re an idiot.
scripty

Lebron was barely in the last 25 percent of that video.
scripty

At first I was thinking this was going to be ironical, then watching it I was stunned. Just do the Carlton and complete the look.
The Wayne Fontes Safari

cant understand why they are so hated.

Then you’re an idiot.

+1
http://enjoyorhire.blogspot.com vezina

Then you’re an idiot.

i’m throwing a flag. unnecessary name-calling, number billy buck

go run 5 miles in your slippers
Professor

This video guarantees they will never win a championship. There was bad karma already, and D-Wade’s attempt to dress like Thurston Howell III from “Gilligan’s Island” sent things over the edge.

Just do the Carlton and complete the look.

+1
http://enjoyorhire.blogspot.com vezina

kiel commits to LSU? won’t they have to hire a QB coach too?
http://hordman.blogspot.com/ Caribou

Needs more uggs.

+1 Who can forget that douche. I can’t believe you leave the house and thinkin you’re all that.