I mean … How’d you do that? Actually, I’m not even mad. That’s amazing. It has to be fake, right? Why did she lick or spit on her hand before reaching under her skirt because that is not what happened there. It can’t be. That’s supposed to be a case of Guinness Stout. [via Internet Taste-Maker @JimmyTraina]
Getting it right is important.
Come for the sports and media chatter; stay for the gambling.
One count of aggravated assault causing a fracture.
He learned it growing up.