Hail Marys happen. Back in October, Michigan State beat Wisconsin on a Hail Mary. Having said that, South Carolina’s Alshon Jeffery, a 6’4″ wide receiver, caught the ball at the 4, and probably shouldn’t have been able to score. You might want to tackle him since you already failed at knocking the ball down. Yet somehow, Jeffery did just that. I’m guessing nice things were not said in the locker room at halftime. [@PCoughter]
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.