Michigan State's Football Players Watched a 7-Foot Alligator Bite its Handler Last Week
By Jason McIntyre
"In the end, the players saw firsthand what could happen when the alligator bit and clamped down on the handler’s leg. Dantonio said the handler wasn’t seriously injured."
How do you define “wasn’t seriously injured?” A dozen stitches? Maybe he only lost a chunk of flesh the size of a silver dollar? Animal suggestions for next year’s bowl game: Giraffe, emu, armadillo, platypus, or a kangaroo. [Freep]