Carlos Zambrano is the Latest Addition to Ozzie Guillen's Funhouse

Carlos Zambrano is headed to the Miami Marlins and his former team will be picking up a whopping $15 million of the $18 million he’s owed for the 2012 season. The deal was an absolute no-brainer for the Marlins, a franchise that’s become increasingly adept at getting other people to pay for things. As for the Cubs, they’ll be receiving 24-year-old starter Chris Volstad in the deal, but the main purpose was to ship Big Z far out of town, so I suppose it’s a win for them as well.

Also winning in this deal? The fans. Take a look at this cast of characters that will be sitting in the Miami dugout next season:

Ozzie Guillen, Heath Bell, tweeting legend Logan Morrison, the surlier-than-ever Hanley Ramriez, the inevitable drama surrounding the hamstrings attached to Jose Reyes, and Carlos freaking Zambrano.

I’m excited for this, and you should be too.

[Via CBS; photo via Getty]


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