New York City McDonald's Fight Video Features Some Amateur Fast Food MMA

*Warning: Language NSFW*

According to the title of the video, this fight took place at the McDonald’s on the corner of Delancy & Essex in New York City. I assume they are currently working on a plaque to commemorate this impressive amateur MMA bout. The fight starts with one man in an inverted triangle under a table. Eventually, he gets out of the triangle, gets full mount and lands some really solid strikes to his opponent’s face. At this point his opponent’s girlfriend tackles him and tries to sink in a rear-naked choke. From there, not much else happens, but that’s a good thing. It gives us a full minute to reflect on the fact that a man is sitting in the booth where these people are fighting. He sits there and eats the entire time without so much as flinching. In the world of sports, we throw around the word “poise” far too often. “Poise” should be reserved for people like this guy.

[h/t: MiddleEasy]