Shakira … judge attempts to block some of those Haley Barbour pardons … Make-a-Wish kid blows up a building … Pittsburgh’s mayor had to Tebow … 12-year-old sets up webcam, catches thief … Coachella is going to kill your kids … “Man allegedly puts sandwiches in pants, punches clerk, grabs banana” … top 15 causes of death in the US … the Daily Mail gets 400 paparazzi photos of Pippa Middleton a day … Park-Z and Kanye-ation … So I’m still going to be able to get drunk in New York? … there was a $4 million drug bust at Philadelphia airport … man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested in Wisconsin …
Pittsburgh got destroyed by 23 against Rutgers last night … in Pittsburgh. [Post-Gazette]
Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s FBI file is a pretty fun read. [GUN.IO]
Joe Flacco wants some credit. *stares at link* [Twitter]
No. 1 Syracuse remains unbeaten with a 79-66 romp at Villanova. [Post-Standard]
Sports Illustrated poll results: Dion Phaneuf – he dates Elisa Cuthbert – is the most overrated player in hockey. [SI]
FOX Sports called the LAPD on a particularly rude internet commenter. You’re all on notice. [TMZ]
Two top high school recruits – Shabazz Muhammad and Anthony Bennett – are from the same city and might choose the same college. [FiveStarBasketball.com]
A statistical analysis of Belichick and Brady’s media talking points. [Harvard Sports Analysis Collective]
Jon Stewart destroyed CNN’s stupid new morning show. [The Daily Show]
After losing his father and going to war, Daniel Rodriguez hopes to make a college football roster. [Southern Pigskin]
Michigan State’s Nick Hill got a huge Spartan tattoo. Did I mention it’s a Spartan from 300? [Kegs n Eggs]
The guy who runs 2 Broke Girls is awfully sensitive about his awful television show. [HitFix]
A TV show about a blogger? [Warming Glow]
Thirty hornets take on 30,000 bees. This is like The Expendables vs. Leonidas’ 300.
Otters chasing a butterfly.
I could do that, but I’m not allowed to use finger paints unless there’s an adult home.
Here’s a kid with a crazy drum solo. Then he pukes. Then he goes back to drumming.