Mario Balotelli Visits Random Manchester High Schools to Use The Restroom

A Day in the life of Mario Balotelli. According to reports out of Manchester, the whimsical Italian striker pulled up to a random high school in his Bentley, sauntered into the school’s cafeteria, walked into the teachers’ lounge to use the restroom, wandered around the grounds for about 20 minutes causing a commotion and then left. Deus ex Mario.

Borderline insane? Continually prodding life’s absurdity with an elaborate existential jape? Like the Bill Murray urban legend, perhaps it’s a little bit of both.

[Photo via Getty]

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