Minka Kelly … Laura Kaeppeler of Wisconsin is Miss America … Jon Huntsman has bowed out of the GOP race … woman bites two random children in bookstore … breast implants have been around for 50 years … she allegedly sold crack with her kids in the car … former Wisconsin basketball player in trouble with the law … T-Sizzle’s lawyers are protecting Ball So Hard University … the Giants win over the Packers was witnessed by a few guys who took a $240k on the road trip … honeybee problem nearly critical point … this woman claims she has two vaginas … it’s unclear with this grandpa shot his grandson … impress your friends with the history of Friday the 13th next time there’s a Friday the 13th! … Italian cruise ship crash appears to be totally the captain’s fault …
Oklahoma newscaster vs. ESPN. [The Wiz of Odds]
Buckeyes bounce-back from loss to Illinois by pounding Indiana, 80-63. [Dispatch]
Seems like we’ll be hearing a lot of David Wright trade rumors this season. [Star Ledger]
I’d agree with most of these Texans – they definitely should have won that game against the Ravens. [Chronicle]
Nice read on how some NFL franchises have turned things around. [Plain Dealer]
Green Bay’s 15-2 season was a complete failure. [JS Online]
Daryl “Moose” Johnston needs to learn how to occasionally shut up and let the game do the talking, says the angry Mushnick. [Post]
I, too, am starting to believe Pacquiao/Mayweather will never happen. [Sentinel]
Robert Marve, the Purdue QB, was granted a 6th year of eligibility. [Purdue Sports]
UConn’s Ryan Boatright still has eligibility questions, so Calhoun is sitting him. [Sun Times]
What happened to the Montreal Canadians’ empire? [Sportsnet]
Jon Heyman is also raving about how great Bud Selig’s extension is for baseball. [CBS]
Props to Kansas State QB Collin Klein for getting a 4.0 GPA. [Kansas State]
Wow, this is a lengthy, quality lacrosse fight. [via Crossing Broad]
Museum, models, bras and underwear … I miss anything?
If you were standing next to Kate Beckinsale, you might have an erection, too.
Cameras really felt it was necessary to focus on John Isner as he picked his nose at the Australian Open.
Nobody hosts an awards show better than Ricky Gervais.