School District Rejects Cougar Mascot Because it is Offensive to Women
With 23 percent of the votes, future students had selected the Cougar as the school’s mascot, but Canyons School District said that board members expressed concern over the use of Cougar because it’s used as a derogatory term for some women.
That’s right. These students don’t get to be the Cougars because it could offend older women who are trying to bang younger guys. Remember, the key is to maintain eye contact and make lots of noise and throw rocks. That’s how you offend a cougar. Or beat the Cougars? Or does that scare cougars? I get confused.
Related: Cougar Town returns to ABC on Valentine’s Day. Hooray! Stupid title, funny show.