It begins, “Hola, me llamo Roberto,” and then Gronk is Gronk for another 100 seconds, and then he’s off to some type of fiesta that almost certainly included Bibi Jones. Gronk’s ankle? Please. He’s got two weeks to heal before terrorizing the Giants’ secondary. [Mass Live via @JimmyTraina]
Every day is a winding road.
Goal? No, not really but solid attempt.
A quarterback, an actress and the Vice President walk into a bar …
Blame the media, obviously.
He liked to drink beer on planes, apparently.