It begins, “Hola, me llamo Roberto,” and then Gronk is Gronk for another 100 seconds, and then he’s off to some type of fiesta that almost certainly included Bibi Jones. Gronk’s ankle? Please. He’s got two weeks to heal before terrorizing the Giants’ secondary. [Mass Live via @JimmyTraina]
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Sad high school football death in New York.
Seriously. He said this.
Rough night to end a good year.
There’s always next year.
The day after Goodell’s big presser.
Much to security’s dismay.