Every Hit From "Dodgeball' in 90 Relentless Seconds

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Every Hit From "Dodgeball' in 90 Relentless Seconds

By Tim Ryan January 31, 2012 4:01 pm ET

By: Tim Ryan | January 31, 2012 4:01 pm ET

Any clip that opens with Milton from “Office Space” is certainly worth a gander, particularly when said clip is followed by spliced footage of every single ball strike from the movie “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.”

Watching this jarring footage instantly brought back action-packed memories of playing Bombardment in gym class. Any kid who hasn’t fought the odds to experience being the last one standing in a chaotic game of Bombardment just doesn’t understand the feeling of true glory.

[via @Cartmaniak]

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http://www.h8torade.com PL StabbinKabin

“You’re about as useful as poopy flavored lollipop”

“You’re like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob”
http://www.majorleaguejerk.com/ spencer096

“You’re like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob”

one of my favorite quotes ever.
kaiserwilhelmreems

nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
Roethlishotdog

Dodge
Duck
Dip
Dive
Dodge
http://twitter.com/MantisToboggan5 Mantis Toboggan

Dodgeball was banned in high school, but the gym teaches didn’t give a shit and used “basic maneuvering” for it’s code name
http://twitter.com/Cleetsauce cleet

“Ball me Blazer.”
http://www.h8torade.com PL StabbinKabin

“Put it on high, I WANNA BURN!”
kaiserwilhelmreems

Dodgeball was banned in high school, but the gym teaches didn’t give a shit and used “basic maneuvering” for it’s code name

luckily we didn’t have any of those bannings in high school, but we also played murderball, which is probably similar to bombardment and we played a really crazy version of kickball in the gym that combined the basics of dodgeball and kickball.
BFFredo

Dodgeball: underrated and gave us the Ocho.

“my own personal fitness consiglieri, Michel”

/loved playing Dodgeball
//was often the last kid standing
//flexes HARD!
http://twitter.com/MantisToboggan5 Mantis Toboggan

“He doesn’t have any balls Cotton.”
http://www.avoidingthedrop.com Cowboy Mike's Red Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce

I think my favorite moment in that movie is when the guy has no idea who Pirate Steve is.
Geeezeus

“Cram it up your cramhole”.
http://twitter.com/Cleetsauce cleet

“You had me at blood and semen.”
http://twitter.com/mantis915 phillymantis915

Thank you Chuck Norris…
Jay V of Considerable Flatulence

I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.
johndewar

“You’re in a Chinese Opium Dem, Timmy. This is where the sport of Dodgeball was invented in the 15th Century… by Opium-addictive Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at each other, instead of the A.D.A.A.-approved balls we use today.”
Badger

Pepper needs new shorts!
Babar 2.0

“Thanks, and I can put on Dodgeball, and he’s gonna laugh for an hour and 32 minutes, you know, escape reality for a while, but what happens when the film finishes? Back to reality. Still an orphan. Still living with fear. How do I help him? Put on Dodgeball again? Sure, he’s gonna laugh again. He’ll see things he didn’t see the first time, it’s layered, it was made like that. But, this can’t go on indefinitely. All right, at a certain point, you know, after the fifth, sixth, seventh viewing, he’s … still laughing, but it’s not getting to the root of the problem. OK? How do I help him?”

/Ben does great cameos
http://enjoyorhire.blogspot.com vezina

i have a dodgeball shirt that’s too small for me but we got it in a white elephant uh ceremony? and i couldn;t pass up the serendipity of it. i wear it to work out sometimes. gun and gut show

average joe’s ftw
http://condorbeliefcloset.wordpress.com Gerard Portmanteau

“Blaze, Laser…Blazer.”
guinnessgirl13

“You’re like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob”

This is what I tell my stepson when he does something stupid.
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/10/12/ncaa-finds-no-major-violations-in-the-cam-newtonauburn-ca rittyrich

In other news…there has to be other news.
http://www.majorleaguejerk.com/ spencer096

In other news…there has to be other news.

generalissimo franco fransisco is still dead.
Ty_Webb 1.0

“You’re like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob”

This is what I tell my stepson when he does something stupid.

I go with “you look like a monkey fucking a football” personally
http://twitter.com/Cleetsauce cleet

This is what I tell my stepson when he does something stupid.

It’s how I describe the rec bball league I am in.