Some Rob Gronkowski Impressions, Featuring an Insane-Looking Ross Ventrone
By Tim Ryan
In the above video, one that had oh so much potential, you’ll see various members of the New England Patriots doing Rob Gronkowski impressions. Presumably left on the cutting room floor were Bob Kraft, Tom Brady, and Bill Belichick.
Those who did make the cut, like linebacker Gary Guyton, are deserving of some praise. His stoned caveman impression at the 17-second mark and again at the 39-second mark seemed to capture the spirit, and running back Shane Vereen offering up “chicks bro, all the chicks bro” pretty much sums up the terrifying tight end in a nutshell.
However, the most fascinating element of the video was the powerfully unkempt presence of safety Ross Ventrone, who looks like he just wandered off the set of “Into the Wild.” Wow.
[via @stevebraband]