Did I tell you about the time I rode an elephant in Thailand? Lots of flies were hovering around the large creature. It smelled foul. In the middle of the walk through the jungle, the elephant went off the path, I got nervous, and then the elephant let out a torrent of poop. Yes, the beast was smart enough not take a dump in the path it walked on daily. [vid via Adam in Wisconsin]
He ‘dutifully pays child support’ a dancer said in 2013.
Doesn’t look good for the Vikings running back.
Bring your own beer stein.
The B1G will stand for terrible outmoded football. But uncouthness will find no safe harbor.
Not a bad way to score your first goal for the club.