Did I tell you about the time I rode an elephant in Thailand? Lots of flies were hovering around the large creature. It smelled foul. In the middle of the walk through the jungle, the elephant went off the path, I got nervous, and then the elephant let out a torrent of poop. Yes, the beast was smart enough not take a dump in the path it walked on daily. [vid via Adam in Wisconsin]
Always a good feeling.
It’s a war out there.