Tonight at UFC 143 Stephen “Wonderboy” Thompson won his big league debut against fellow UFC rookie Dan Stittgen. It just so happens that Thompson, an undefeated fighter with 5 wins in his mixed martial arts career, is also a pretty good kickboxer. He’s won numerous amateur and world titles and amassed a 56-0 record as a kickboxer. If you think that sounds like a recipe for a head kick knockout then you’re very smart. Or you read the headline. Or cheated and looked at this gif via Bloody Elbow before you read the text. Shame on you. Eat your word vegetables.
Two arrests in three days.
The death count is estimated to be around 1,200.
Also wants another go at Doug Gottlieb.
Won’t Sepp Blatter think of American kindergarteners?
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