Khloe Kardashian recently shed some light on her sex life with Lamar Odom and it definitely had nothing to do with the upcoming season premiere of the couple’s emotionally transfixing reality show, “Khloe & Lamar.” The first episode of the season will apparently focus on problems in the bedroom, which of course stemmed from the erection-crushing NBA lockout and not Khloe’s repulsive ass.
Poor Lamar was so distraught over the state of the NBA that it began to affect “other areas,” to the point his significant other felt obligated to purchase a sex swing. Here’s the thoughtful housewife:
“Having an NBA lockout, I think it really made him depressed,” Kardashian explains. “That affected us in other areas, which I didn’t realize until later. I was trying to overcompensate, like entertain him more. I thought, ‘This would made him happy.’”
Hilariously enough, the swing came crashing down from the ceiling on their very first attempt in the new toy. I imagine this is somewhat of a common occurrence when a 6’10 athlete hops into a sex swing with a barbaric boar, but I suppose we can’t knock them for trying. Though I am proud to report this story ends on a high note, at least for now, as the two have experienced a reinvigorated sex life ever since Lamar began adapting to his new surroundings in Dallas.
Makes you feel about as warm and fuzzy inside as a poorly filmed, uninteresting Lifetime movie of the week.
[via NY Post]
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