Ultimate Tazer Ball is the Newest and Dumbest Sport

This is Ultimate Tazer Ball and it is supposedly a sport. Honestly, I’m trying to figure out if this is a video from a comedy troupe or something. I really can’t tell. There’s a website, but that doesn’t mean anything. Everybody has a website.

Here’s what we do know: This guy over here has a mohawk and a jersey that has lights on it. He is shown on video with other men wearing jerseys with lights, running around a rec league soccer field with a giant soccer ball Tasering each other. That’s it.

If these people are serious and this is a real thing, then these might be the worst people alive. Is there anything more douchetastic than running around Tasering people. And they spell it with a z. All I ask is that you do not insult Bill Watterson by comparing this asinine activity to Calvinball.

[h/t: @Miguel]

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