Hanley Ramirez has a new commercial and a new beard. In the ad, he’s writing Twitter handles (of haters presumably!) on his bat and then taking batting practice. It’s not the Twitter thing I want to talk about though. This is easily the worst facial hair to be featured in an advertisement since Michael Jordan’s Hitler mustache appeared in the Hanes commercials about the bacon necks. Who are the ad wizards who didn’t get Hanley a Gillette ad to accompany the sports drinks? Despite the fact that electrolytes obviously don’t make hair grow, I really hope Hanley wins the triple crown this year. Go Marlins!
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