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Report: Roburt Sallie (former Memphis Tiger) Cut From Spanish Basketball Team For Taking Penis Enlargement Pills

Roburt Sallie was once a trigger-happy wing for the Memphis Tigers, and now he’s just a … I’ll resist the urge to make a play on “trigger-happy”:

AN AMERICAN OF TARRAGONA CUT TO CONCEAL TAKING A DOPING PRODUCT, EMBARRASSED BECAUSE IT WAS FOR … LENGTHEN THE PENIS

That’s the translation of a headline on the site Tu Basket. The story says that Sallie was cut in December for “disciplinary reasons.” But when he had to pass a drug test, the website says Sallie was taking “some pills named ‘Extends’ to lengthen the penis.”

“Nothing bad if not for the ‘little’ detail that can make for testosterone doping, and worse, because nobody in the club knew, with consequent damage to the Tarragona in case of receiving a sanction.”

So the right move, obviously, is to get rid of Sallie, then six weeks later release the kid and blow up his spot in the press. Cold blooded. Sallie is best known for dropping 35 points in 36 minutes in an NCAA tournament game for the Tigers in 2009. He made 10-of-15 three-pointers.

[H/T: Gary Parrish]

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