This Alabama-Prostitutes-Dorms Story Has to be a Hoax, Right? [UPDATE]

Has to be a hoax. It looks like it originated on Reddit Monday night, and then trickled out earlier today on twitter, where it is picking up steam. There are Rose Towers at Alabama, but …”loud sessions of coitus?” Well played, Internet People.

In this down economy, how are freshman supposed to afford hookers?

[UPDATE: Yup, a hoax. H/T Nina.]

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