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Laron Landry is a Certified Monster With Cartoonishly Large Arms

Laron Landry appears to have been hitting the gym during the offseason. My guess is that the gym was not able to hit back.

If there is a plane with doors large enough for Landry to fit through, FEMA should fly him to areas affected by natural disasters so he can him pick up medium-sized buildings that may have people trapped underneath.

Rumors that Landry had his heart replaced with a Hemi have not yet been confirmed true.

Should we be worried by the fact that his biceps are as big as the waist bands of most Redskin fans’ sweatpants?

Any chance he fit any cardio into his routine this winter or do we just think he crushed the bones of some Olympics sprinters into a fine powder, mixed it with some Muscle Milk and called it a day? Good lord.

[via @mrlandry30, @encoresportsceo via DC Sports Bog]

 

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