Georgia Soccer Player Arrested for Shoplifting Hash Browns in Her Pants

This one is here to satisfy our Title IX post requirements, and begin our “pay the women’s soccer players” campaign. According to the Athens Banner-Herald, sophomore soccer player Carli Shultis was arrested by campus police after she was observed putting hash browns down her ┬ápants and leaving the Tate Center Bulldog Cafe. The value of the hash browns? $1.06.

Campus police, man. Wanna-be Barnie Fife took her to jail where she had to post $1,5000 bond for that $1 hash brown. Perhaps the most embarrassing aspect? It didn’t involve grits. I’m not buying this really happened in Georgia unless there was a side of grits involved as well.

[photo via US Presswire]

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