Sophia Bush … “Knife-wielding kite surfer defeats Red Sea sharks” … look, it’s Kate Upton modeling bikinis! … no surprise here: “Grad-rate ranking reveals elite list of small, wealthy schools” … does anyone watch The Good Wife? … jerks tried to rob the girl scouts; the scouts fought back … 40 years of Vegas sprawl, anyone? … don’t text and drive … “California woman killed by cannonball fired by husband” … strong contender for headline of the year … hacker rats out his buddies … “Young Adults See Their Pay Decline” … Romney won Ohio, Super Tuesday …
Sixty-six years later … Harvard’s going to the NCAA tournament again. [Globe]
Magic and Larry sat down with Rick Reilly. [ESPN]
Further reason to think UNC’s going to win the ACC tournament – Duke’s Ryan Kelly is out with an injured foot. [News & Observer]
No CBS Selection Show for Charles Barkley. [USA Today]
Does defense win Championships in college hoops? Not lately. It’s all about offensive efficiency. [KSR]
Nobody should be surprised: Kyrie Irving will not play for Australia in the 2016 Olympics. [The Australian]
How do you forget your kid at Chuck E. Cheese, and then find out while watching the Evening News? [ABC]
Derek Jeter’s childhood house is for sale. [Post]
“Sexsomnia.” That’s a thing, apparently. [The Sun]
Someone left Kevin Jones of the Big East’s 1st team? He only led the conference in scoring and rebounding. [Zags Blog]
The pools in Las Vegas are opening this month! [USA Today]
A 2-headed tortoise with six legs. [via Cartmaniak]
Yes, there will be a Men in Black 3. I missed the first two, so I’ll definitely skip this one.
Man, here’s a dirty play from Luke Ridnour. Wait for the replay.
Not a bad prank. [via Hot Clicks]