Brittney Palmer … Miss Seattle doesn’t hate Seattle weather … man attacked mother for using his taco sauce … church robbed by man in purple tights and a tutu … hundreds of DUIs in San Francisco could be tossed … about KONY 2012 … Coors Light Iced T … Jennifer Love Hewitt is back … there might be a Hulk Hogan sex tape … SLAM’s throwback cover … Muppets Hunger Games trailer … guys hits another guy with his car because they liked different teams …
Oh Middle America … Olive Garden finally comes to Grand Forks, North Dakota. [GrandForksHerald.com]
An interview with Mad Men’s Matthew Weiner. [New York Times]
Prince Harry raced Usain Bolt. [The Guardian]
What’s happening to the Washington Post? [Vanity Fair]
This solar storm is bananas. [AP]
Fran Tarkenton says the NFL needs to get rid of the bounty hunters. [Wall Street Journal]
After the latest Josiah Turner suspension, think he returns to Arizona next year? [Daily Star]
Judy Battista profiles Bounty Hunter/defensive coach Gregg Williams. [NYT]
A preacher has impressed the Yankees. [AP]
Peyton Manning should take his talents to South Beach. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]
Former Packers offensive coordinator Joe Philbin’s son, who drown in January, had a .176 BAC and marijuana in his system. [JS Online]
Kris Humphries’ sister is a plus size model. [Ball Don’t Lie]
Steph Curry seems like a nice enough guy.
People save 30 dolphins that had become stranded on the beach.
Superbad table read. They all seemed so innocent.
Dollar shave club sounds amazing. Sign me up.