Erin Heatherton … ‘Project X party‘ ends in fatal shooting … Ricky Rubio on a scooter … retail fails … Bryce Harper is in GQ with a baseball in his mouth … and another Project X party lands a bunch of teens in jail … best bike ad ever … reminder: don’t text while driving … Greg Smith’s op-ed on leaving Goldman Sachs is incredible … terrifying break-in on a college campus … reviewing the new Ipad … Rod Blagojevich begins 14-year prison term …
South Florida with an impressive romp over hapless Cal, 65-54 in an NCAA play-in game. [Tampa Bay Times]
put a knife so far into the back of Mike D’Antoni, I’m not sure anyone will be able to get it out. subtly says that Carmelo Anthony refused to buy into D’Antoni’s system. [NY Post]
Aroldis Chapman of the Reds struggled last year because of “family issues.” [Cincinnati.com]
Everyone hates Baylor coach Scott Drew. [Fox Sports]
HBO canceled Luck because they killed more horses in their first season than Game of Thrones did. [AV Club]
Nick Collison takes nickname creation very seriously. [GQ]
Stop me if you’ve heard this before … Peyton Manning and the Titans seem like a great fit! [Tennessean]
Pepperdine’s Athletic Chaplain died of natural causes. [laist]
Iowa State’s Royce White did not fly to the NCAA Tournament. He drove. [The Gazette]
Derrick Rose’s $2.8 million apartment. [Chicago Sun Times]
Sean Salisbury’s life has become a “walking train wreck.” [NYDN]
Ray Felton and Jamal Crawford have “quietly orchestrated a mutiny” in Portland. [ESPN]
If you go on Jeopardy, make sure to pronounce Wimbledon correctly. [Yahoo!]
Comedy Central will show Community reruns starting in 2013. Huzzah! [TV by the Numbers]
Get rid of the foul out rule in college basketball? I don’t hate the idea, but it will never happen. [Rock Chalk Jayhawk]
Ten bizarre YouTube remakes of SNL sketches. [Warming Glow]
This red panda playing with a pumpkin is amazing.
I don’t care what’s going on in this video.
Animation inspired by Kafka and Hunter S. Thompson.
Wonder what a tornado looks like from the inside?