Roundup: Derek Fisher is Already Missed, Ashley Judd Looks Different & Linsanity Might Be Over

Ashley Judd, who is rumored to have gotten some work done … staggering last call at Seattle bars? … school board president brawled with teacher … can I interest you in Nicki Minaj in a bikini? …  police in Florida screwed up … so the 21 Jump Street movie is good? … guess where the son of the Olive Garden reviewer works? … teacher probably regrets asking this … ranking the NCAA tourney teams by best drunk food … she’s dating her adopted brother? … “Dispute Over Dime Leads To MTA Employee Arrested For Allegedly Punching Bronx Straphanger” … Meghan McCain talked to Playboy … scary moment at a Houston carnival

A mild NCAA tournament upset you may have missed overnight: Colorado 68, UNLV 64. The Rebels shot a laughable 32 percent. [Denver Post]

Don’t be surprised if Linsanity ends sooner than later in New York. Ultimately, blame Carmelo. [NYT]

The Blazers waived Greg Oden. There’s no telling if he’ll ever play in the NBA again. [Oregonian]

Bill Plaschke is not happy the Lakers traded Derek Fisher. [LA Times]

Vikings cornerback Chris Cook acquitted of domestic assault charges. [Star Tribune]

Sidney Crosby’s return: One assist in a 5-2 win over the Rangers. [Post-Gazette]

Atlanta pitching prospect Arodys Vizcaino will be meeting with Dr. James Andrews. Gulp. [AJC]

The players at Spring Training say they like the extended MLB playoffs. [ESPN]

At first glance, I thought the Warriors had done well at the trade deadline … but then you see Richard Jefferson’s contract and the fact that they might lose that draft pick … [Mercury News]

The referee who calls college basketball and NFL games. [Times]

Kentucky State Senator wants UPS to pull its Christian Laettner ad. [Rush the Court]

Lawyers! Saw this video on Good Morning America … man, what a thug.

Babies are the best. Really. [via Jimmy Traina]

Does anyone in MLB not do a Tim Kirkijan impression?

Couple months old, but here’s a guy making fart noises with his back. [via Herbie]

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