Attention National Media Members: I don’t want to know this kid’s name. I don’t want to know how long he’s been dancing like an idiot at basketball games. Do not introduce me to him. I just want to point and laugh and hope his dad is embarrassed.
He plays baseball and likes The Simpsons? No way he’s only 23.
Dee Gordon is as cute as he is fast on the base paths.
Chris Davis helps lift an overturned truck. Oh, and Shivakamini Somakandarkram!