Attention National Media Members: I don’t want to know this kid’s name. I don’t want to know how long he’s been dancing like an idiot at basketball games. Do not introduce me to him. I just want to point and laugh and hope his dad is embarrassed.
‘Get in line,’ says Welker.
Also, did you know his dad was an MLB pitcher?
Sam going to America’s Team?
Ohio State is obviously your least-favorite character.
Still a fun trip, though.
An Australian newspaper thought it would be the perfect image for a story.