To say Joel Przybilla doesn’t have much left in the tank is an understatement. He really hasn’t been the same since that 2009 patella injury, or slipping in the shower in 2010. All he’s good for now is tea-bagging point guards and threatening to meet players in the parking lot after the game. It’s actually kind of cute for Portland to continue to employ him.
Hurt his groin. Returned.
The poor umpire nearly fell too.
Sad tale of Branch’s dogs also involves potential political pressure.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.