The Pittsburgh Pirates lost their home opener to the Phillies on Thursday, but that’s not important. What is important is that blind Iraq war veteran Jeremy Feldbusch threw out the first pitch on Thursday afternoon. Feldbusch put it right down the middle of the plate.
Briefly, DEFCON 1 in Tuscaloosa.
Good luck in the playoffs.
Slippery slope from “sucks.”
Expect the Yankees DH spot to be passed around like a blunt at a Snoop Lion concert.