Kobe Bryant Had to Sit Next to Some Dork Wearing His Jersey in Phoenix

[h/t: @ArashMarkazi, Getty]

Previously: Miami Douche Courtside for Game 2, Plus Bosh Tongue
Previously: Miami Douche Attended the Heat’s Series-Clincher
Previously: The Miami Douche is Just Messing With Us Now

Update: Original post was full of references to the Houston Rockets instead of the Phoenix Suns. Somehow mixed them up. Let us never speak of this, or the Houston/Phoenix Dork again.