Here’s Mexican legend and longtime Barcelona defender Rafa Marquez coping with old age. No longer quick enough to keep up with Shea Salinas on corner kicks, Marquez bear hugged him, took him to the ground and came down hard enough to break his clavicle. MLS referees weren’t quite convinced that was a penalty.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.