So this Egyptian guy – let’s call him Ramadan – goes online in an internet cafe to watch his first ever porno. Ramadan couldn’t believe his eyes – his wife of 16 years just so happened to be the star of the first porn he ever watched. I tell you, that is one heck of a coincidence. I mean, what are the odds!? From Emirates 24/7:
The woman first denied his allegations and started to swear at him, prompting her husband to face her with the film.
Unable to deny it any more, she confessed to have betrayed him with her pre-marriage boy friend, telling him she had never loved him although they had four children during their 16-year marriage.
That’s rough. What’s rougher? Probably the sex in the first pornographic film Ramadan ever watched. What’s that? There were 11 movies?
“I found 11 films showing my wife in indecent scenes with her lover….it was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity,” Ramadan told Egyptian newspapers at his house in the northeastern province of Dakhalia.
You have to appreciate sticking with the “first time viewer” story. Though, the fact that he was watching at an internet cafe means he probably doesn’t have a home computer. I’m guessing someone tipped him off about his wife’s cinematic accomplishments. Perhaps one of his buddies got a Dell for Christmas? Dude. Otherwise, that’s the equivalent of hitting a grand slam during the Super Bowl while they call your Powerball numbers and as you’re struck by lightning on the same day the Bobcats make the playoffs.
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